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“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.”

Today's best gift for that special someone? Our Metabolism Card! Guaranteed to raise their heart rate with its humor, it's the perfect pick-me-up for a "special" birthday. Give the gift of laughter and let them know you care!

DETAILS:

  • Size: 5.5 x 4.25
  • Inside Message: blank
  • Paper: white cotton
  • Envelope: brown bag
  • Printing: letterpress
  • Ink: black

Metabolism Card

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“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.”

Today's best gift for that special someone? Our Metabolism Card! Guaranteed to raise their heart rate with its humor, it's the perfect pick-me-up for a "special" birthday. Give the gift of laughter and let them know you care!

DETAILS:

  • Size: 5.5 x 4.25
  • Inside Message: blank
  • Paper: white cotton
  • Envelope: brown bag
  • Printing: letterpress
  • Ink: black